- People and dog in bedroom.
- Dog climbs on bed and curls up.
- People point and coo at cute dog on bed.
- People get in bed and harass dog with excess attention.
- Dog – sick of attention – leaves in a huff for his own bed.
- People motion wildly and call for the dog to come back.
- Dog ignores people until later when he is too cold to refuse their body heat.
- Dog invades people’s bed at 2am, waking everyone.
- People sleep badly.
- Dog gives zero fucks because dog is warm.