Evening Routine

  1. People and dog in bedroom.
  2. Dog climbs on bed and curls up.
  3. People point and coo at cute dog on bed.
  4. People get in bed and harass dog with excess attention.
  5. Dog – sick of attention – leaves in a huff for his own bed.
  6. People motion wildly and call for the dog to come back.
  7. Dog ignores people until later when he is too cold to refuse their body heat.
  8. Dog invades people’s bed at 2am, waking everyone.
  9. People sleep badly.
  10. Dog gives zero fucks because dog is warm.